On the morning of Saturday, October 11, 2025, a user with the handle @Thelashbrowque1 posted a tweet that shook the +234 timeline.
It read:
“The olosho my neighbour brought home last night charged him 130k. She said he agreed to the price. The guy did a fake transfer and escaped. The babe has been crying and making calls. Why can’t she work? What a life.”
Within hours, the post went viral, over 1,500 quotes, 6,300 likes, 814 reposts, and 1,296 bookmarks, before it was deleted under the weight of backlash.
The internet laughed.
Some mocked the woman for selling her body. Others mocked her for getting duped.
Some cursed the man. Others dragged the poster for hypocrisy.
Amid all that noise, one fact stayed quiet: she was robbed.
Reading that post dragged me back to some years ago, when I worked as a banker in Lagos. I lived with my friend Nathaniel, who worked in hospitality. We had another friend, Olumide, a computer science graduate who couldn’t find a job. One Friday night, after a long week, Nath and I went to Surulere to unwind. Olumide joined us. He was broke, so we took care of him. I bought him two bottles of Star Lager, Nath bought three, and he finished all five on the spot.
Nath and I didn’t drink or smoke, but we loved the atmosphere, the lights, the noise, the sense of being part of something reckless yet harmless.
Since I started making money, I’d decided never to deprive my eyes of beauty. I wear glasses, and I’ve always thought of my eyes as older than I am, like they’ve been here before me, watching the world’s small foolishness long before I arrived.
Later, we ended up in a club where I got a lap dance for fun. When it was time to leave, Olumide invited a call girl to follow him home.
At Olumide’s apartment, Nath crashed on the couch while I shared the thin mattress with Olumide and the lady. I fell asleep quickly. At dawn, I heard muffled crying but didn’t move. When morning came, I asked what happened. She said Olumide was “too much” for her, he’d been rough and she was small-built, drained. Olumide was a big man, over 150kg and more than six feet tall.
As she dressed to leave, Olumide admitted he didn’t have money to pay her. He’d brought her home on credit, planning to “sort it out later.” We insisted he pay. He begged Nath to drive him to an ATM, but on the way confessed his account was empty. We refused to cover him.
So we drove to Lawanson, where he sold his phone and handed the entire proceeds to the woman. No one spoke on the way back. We dropped her off, drove home to Fola-Agoro, and never mentioned it again.
That was Lagos, a city where sex is both forbidden and everywhere. You could condemn it in the morning and chase it by night. Everyone claimed moral superiority, but everyone had a price.
Years later, I visited Amsterdam’s Red Light District. I walked past glass windows where women stood under red lamps, calm, confident, and in control. Their work was licensed. Their rooms were clean. The Museum of Prostitution displayed tax forms, union cards, panic buttons, and stories from the women themselves. At the Erotic Museum and the Casa Rosso theatre, the acts were mechanical, not wild, routine, like any job done too long.
There was no shame there. Only business.
The contrast hit me. In Amsterdam, sex work was regulated, taxed, and protected. In Lagos, it was illegal, dangerous, and hidden. The same act, selling intimacy, was “labour” in one city and “sin” in the other.
We call people immoral for surviving. We call it culture when they suffer.
The difference between the woman Olumide couldn’t pay and the woman behind Amsterdam’s glass isn’t virtue. It’s law.